meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

(Source: residentcutie, via leftnipple)

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

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gio1x1:

I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”

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jesussbabymomma:

even though it’s not my birthday thats no excuse not to celebrate me

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